56 Homer Simpson Quotes
56 Homer Simpson Quotes. Classic quotes from Homer in The Simpsons.
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August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
My favorite is:
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, it means EVERYTHING’S wrong. And when a woman says somethings not funny, you better not laugh your ass off.”
Im not sure if thats in the video i dont feel like watching the whole thing.
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@MushroomHedgehog If only he had quit 5-6 years ago
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
21 years and he’s still at it. Beat that Peter Griffin!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@ppl4444 its DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
bummmmmm bum bum bum D’OH!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
the only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes…wait a minute statue of liberty…that was our planet!! YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAM YOU!!!! DAM YOU ALL CARHALL!!!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
doc – you’re expected to go through five stages, 1st is denyl
homer- No way becaus im not dying
doc – 2nd is anger
homer- why you little *chocking docter*
doc- 3rd is fear
homer- whats after fear? whats after fear? *scared*
doc- bargening
homer- doc you gotta get me out of this!
doc- finally acceptance
homer- well we all gotta go sometime
doc- mr. simpson, your progress astouns me
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I love this one-
”Spare my family. Take me Take me”
*Zombies tap on Homer’s head and look in his ear hole *
” Brains, Brains!”
ROFL
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Homer is the MAN!!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Five Days?! but im mad NOW!!!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
homer: if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike, you just go in every day, and do it really half-assed, that’s the american way
me: the sad thing: it’s true
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
hahaha……… ‘nee’
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
DOH DOH DOHDOHDOHDOHDOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Pfft. English. Who needs that? I’m never going to England.
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
D’OH
a dear
a female dear.
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
ok that was way more than 56
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I know what schadenfreude is, it’s german for happiness at the misfortune of others
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@Xvic1212X I got that episode on my dvd, it’s from season five
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
”Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You”
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
”I’m not gay but i’ll learn”
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
“In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” ROTFLMFAO!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Default? WHOOHOO! The two sweetest words in the English language. DE! FAULT! DE! FAULT! DE! FAULT!
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
titmouse lol
August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
no tv and no beer make homer something something….
go crazy??
DONT MIND IF I DO!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHBLBLBLBBLBLB BBLLBBLB BLBBLBLBLYYAARR!!! BALOO BBLEE!! WA WOO WA WOO WA WOO!!! VUT VUT!! HADABADE!!! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!
AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! @7:08 looolll