125000 view! Thanks to All! Original Text Bart: Let me start at the start, then take it away My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J. That’s Bart with an “art” and a capital “B” Then “Simp” plus “S o N” that’s me Introductions aside, let’s move right along You can all sing along at the sound of the gong Once upon a time, about a week ago All of the sudden, trouble started to grow Alarm was buzzin’, I was snoozin’ Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing To let reality become an intrusion ‘Cause …